Tuesday, July 16, 2013

The Manual to a Womans Heart!!!

Original Posting
http://best-marriage-tips-men-women.blogspot.com/2013/06/the-manual-to-womans-heart.html

1. Most women hate it when guys say perverted things.


2. Women like to be told that they're beautiful, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. It just gives more meaning.

3. Women love to feel special, even though they might not show it.

4. Most women talk about EVERYTHING with their girlfriends. So that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not.

5. When women wants to talk she wants you to shut up and listen.

6. When a woman is upset and says, “don’t talk to me right now” she really wants you to come hold her and comfort her.

7. Tell the woman you care about she is pretty and that you love her every chance you get.

8. NEVER criticize a woman’s food, no matter how nasty. (Just eat it and shut up)

9. Remember sense of humor, WOMEN LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH.

10. Women hate guys with bad hygiene. So put on that deodorant and clip those nails!

11. Women love guys who know how to dance.

12. Women love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist.

13. Women go crazy when a guy smells good.

14. Women hate cocky guys.

15. Usually, when a woman is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much.

16. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON.
17. When a guy says something really sentimental, women will remember it forever.

18. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements could make a woman's year. No joke.

19. Women get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

20. When a woman is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. Don't give her advice unless she asks for it.

21. When a woman is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be alright.

22. Women love it when guys say their name.

23. Women don't like short tempered guys.

24. Sometimes women just wish that guys would notice when they get a new haircut or if they're wearing eyeliner.

25. Women find it a lot more romantic if you just fall asleep with them holding them with your arms rather than having a night of hot kinky sex.

26. Women will never say I love you unless you say it first. But that doesn't mean she doesn't want to scream it from the top of her lungs.

27. Women love confidence.

28. There comes a time when women have needs too. Enough said.

29. A woman will cry over you a lot more than you think.

30. A woman’s emotional wounds can last awhile. And when I say awhile, I mean forever.

31. Women hate guys who smell bad.

32. When a woman cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her.

33. Eyeliner is a girl's essential product. Don't ever try to take it away from her.

34. Women hate it, absolutely HATE IT when guys don't keep their promises. It throws them over the top.

35. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey's kiss will mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday if you can’t afford it.

36. Every woman thinks she's pretty in one way or another. They just won't admit it.

37. Women are VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS when it comes to their looks. No makeup is a very sensitive topic

38. NEVER check out another woman if your in a committed relationship ESPESCIALLY in front of her.

39. Remember for a woman, sex is ALWAYS more than just sex. 

40. Women need to be “warmed up” before sex. (no just plow and go for your own pleasure.[SEE PICTURE])

41. EVERY woman wants to be treated like a goddess. Make her feel as beautiful, sensual, and as important as the goddess that she really is.

42. Wham bam thank you mam (aka the typical quickie) is nice every now and then, but the key to a good relationship is to focus on her rather than your raging second head.

43. "A woman is like a diesel engine, it might take a while to warm up, but once she's warm....... she can go for a long LONG time." Jeff Foxworthy

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